My Blog
- I Don't Like Spring. March 24, 2011
- What's so Super about the Bowl anyway? February 9, 2011
- It's snowing...so what? February 2, 2011
- "Blog" is a funny word... January 21, 2011
Born: on the 31st of June during a freak blizzard in Yemen.
Bread: White please. Whole wheat makes my eyes itch.
Real Name: Princess Elisabethina Hartlington, Esq.
Age: I can't count that high, even if I take my socks off!
Weight: Less than a ton of bricks, but not as much as a ton of feathers.
Previous Occupations: Flight attendant, Bounty hunter, Sloth trainer, also played the kazoo with the Boston Philharmonic Orchestra.
Likes: Singing obnoxiously, walking around the station bare-foot, eating soda-crackers while leaning over the equipment, changing Dave Illman's screensaver, wreaking general havoc while playing 80's, 90's and whatever.
Dislikes: Rice, runny noses, rap music, radishes, rules, the letter "R".
Most likely to be heard saying: "No that wasn't me that put the cement in your shoes."
